Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Announcement: Intertribal Nomikai


I'll be having drinks tonight in Shimokitazawa with members of the following tribes: Hebraic, Hellenic, Mandinka (W. Africa), Arab, Jomon, Yayoi, and Saxon. I'd like to get at least one Han in there, too, if possible. If anyone would care to join, please contact me (through this blog).

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Like you, Ryan, I'm of miscegenous birth (half Goth, half Roman). May I come?

-Cniva Albinus.

Ryan said...

Cniva,

No you may not. There's only room for one miscegene at the table.

Claytonian said...

unfortunately, I will not be around the capitol around Saturday night, and am of questionable lineage.

Claytonian said...

"until" should go in there somewhere

archnome is my security word

Ryan said...

Claytonian,

That's too bad. You'll have to come to the next one-- that is, if there's a seat available for someone of your tribe, whatever that may be.

Anonymous said...

Ryan,

That's not fair! My sources tell me you have two Hebraic guests attending. Why can't their be two miscegenes?

-Cniva Albinus

Ryan said...

Cniva,

You are right about there being two guests of Hebraic descent. However, one is post-Zionist, the other radical-right Revionist Zionist (in the tradition of Ze'ev Jabotinsky), so I thought I'd make an exception.

I'm sorry.

MARCUS DOUBLENAME said...

DEAR SIR;

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I DO NOT KNOW WHAT KIND OF BLACK MAGIC YOU WEAVE WITH YOUR SILVER TONGUED POSTMODERN LITERARY CRITICISM WEBLOG, BUT BECAUSE OF IT MY MOTHER'S MENTAL HEALTH HAS DETERIORATED.

SHE WILL NO LONGER TALK TO ME, HER ONLY SON, NOR TO MY SISTER, CLAIMING THAT SHE ONLY HAS ONE CHILD, HER SWARTHY FACED SON, NAMELY YOU.

WHATEVER YOU HAVE DONE TO HER I ASK YOU TO REVERSE IT. I WANT MY FAMILY BACK.

IF YOU DO NOT CEASE AND DESIST I SHALL FIND YOU AND BEAT THE EVIL OUT OF YOU MYSELF.

HOLIDAY WISHES,
M. DOUBLENAME

J.P. Richmond said...

Hello, Ryan. My name is J.P. Richmond. I teach literature at a small liberal arts school in S. Africa, in the heart of the Great Karoo Desert. I thought you'd be happy to know that next sememster I'll be teaching a course for which the only required reading is your blog. What say you to this, sir?

-J.P. Richmond

Ryan said...

Marcus Doublename,

Josh Landers, is that you? If so, stand and unfold yourself!

Joltin' Joe Morse Public Defender said...

Josh Lander (no "s" you fucking faggot) bears no responsibility in the posting of said comment . Accuse him again and you will promptly be rousted on a 694 beef (California penal code Ryan bearing teeth) and prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

Joe Morse, legal counsel to Joshua M. Lander, Police Officer II Los Angeles Police Department Badge No. 7114