Monday, February 7, 2011

Beholdmyswarthyface Modern Japanese Literature Examination (Round 2)

This just in from Cniva Albinus:
Hey Beholdmyswarthyface,

I recently heard that Round 2 of the Beholdmyswarthyface Modern Japanese Literature Exam is being circulated among your friends and colleagues. I was hoping you could post it online so that we--the readers of your blog--can also take it.  I didn't score too well on the first one, so I was hoping to do better on this round. Thank you. -Cniva Albinus.

I don't know how you heard about this, but sure thing. Posted below is the test. If you'd like us to grade it, just send your answers to our email address in PDF format. Good luck! And remember, the test was intended for undergraduates, so it might be a tad too easy for you. -Sally Suzuki

Beholdmyswarthyface Examination (Round 2)***Removed to prevent future cheating. -Sally Suzuki, Jan 4, 2012***


Mother said...

Who takes tests for fun?

James Joyce said...

You lost me as soon as you wrote 'nagare no ishiki' instead of 'ishiki no nagare,' which is right there at the top. First question.

... and by "lost me" I mean you lost my respect as a teacher.

Ian Hogarth said...

J. Joyce,
You sure? My copy of the test says "ishiki no nagare."

『Behold My Swarthy Face。』 said...

J. Joyce,


Joyce James said...

Mr. Swarthyface,

Much obliged. All rights wrung and all wrongs written.